Step around the poop, if you can

What is your problem?
Its bad enough in your 20's,early 30's, but you freak-a-zoids in your late 30's to 40's, You geezers-to-be-(yes, I mean you, Mr Denial)
who request a chick for "Friends with Benefits" in your profiles or ads are just creepy

WTF is that?
What woman, who is mentally/emotionally mature,stable and sound would want that kind of relationship with a grown man? And what grown man would ask/expect that from a wonderful woman?
Unless the woman is a 20 something year old hooker with no responsiblities, no ties and doesnt give a shit, sort of like you, obviously.

You argue, "What is wrong with two consenting adults giving head to each other with No strings attached?", "Hey,I call you "whenever" I feel like it maybe not for months,no strings, and by the way dont get jealous if I bone someone else-cause we're just friends"
What a bunch of bullshit

Nobody cares what you look like, how much weight you can lift when you work out at the gym or how much damn money you have.
All that is meaningless and will fade eventually-unless you know something the rest of us dont. A wonderful woman, is a precious,hard to find, treasure and she is too good for your sorry ass to use and abuse- GET IT?

In just a few years, as the drool from your face is being wiped off by a family member (cause you will be all alone,oh, believe me), and you deal with prostate problems along with bad knees and/or back, you can sit and remember,fondly, the blowjob you got from your fuck buddy when you were 43.

Be a man,grow up and stop being a loser, jerk.

Fuck you and your midlife crisis. Looking for a friend with benefit situation, at your age. Not even funny, how stoooooopid

Three words for you- you emotionally immature,superficial,commit-phobic spine donor: Counseling and Medication.
or try buying a BMW