Step around the poop, if you can

Billy Mays-spokeshole for the Oxyclean products, Orange-Glo,Mighty Putty, Awesome Auger,Zorbeeze and probably for anal horse beads, has died. He was 50

Evidently, the wife found him dead this morning in their Florida home. She said he told her before going to bed at 10pm last night that he wasn't feeling well. Early Saturday, he just flew in on some airplane that blew a tire causing stuff to fall, violently out of the overheads and bonk him on the head.

He said, he was fine after the plane thing and being cracked on the head by falling shit. I dont know. The autopsy will be ready tomorrow and we shall see-the police didnt find any foul play, I was going to say, maybe it was Vince, "you'll love my nuts", Shlomi's doing, so he wouldnt have competition with his Shamwow or SlapChop thingys. After all, Shlomi is known to have a temper and looks like he needs a tranquilizer gun to get to sleep.

The F.A.A. is already issuing a statement of denial of responsibility for his death -as, according to them, Mays wasn't seatbelted in like he was supposed to be.
I guess they think he should have ran when stuff started falling on him from overhead, since he wasn't seatbelted, clearly thats his fault.

But I feel worse for this one and also for Ed than I do for MJ,or Farrah, go figure.
I also feel bad for myself, since Im 49 years old and if I died in my sleep not only would this not make the morning edition, the only one who would eventually find out, is my job, when they noticed that I wasnt being productive. I have to get me one of those "Ive fallen and I can't get up gadgets"
I predict, that's a hot stock pick these days.