Step around the poop, if you can

How come all my archives and my profile show up on the bottom of the page instead of the side where its suppose to be when I enter into my blog? Cant anything work out right for me?
Well,it works out if I push one of my archives- once Im in the blog,but not when I enter the blog-that is aggravating. I say fuck that.

I went to the store today and some old geezer who was in his car was staring at me as I entered my car to go home. What was he doing? Probably looking for a reason to wave his cane at me menacingly. Fuck that.

I wanted to buy a coffee drink at Starbucks. I told the girl at the register my order and she nods then scampers off to another girl at the bar,tells her something, then promptly comes back to the counter,looks at me and asks me what would I like to order. As I rolled my eyes at the dumb cluck I think, "Fuck that"

I was recently told illegal aliens here in California get the same exact Workers Compensation benefits as a citizen of the US if they are hurt on the job-Why? I thought they werent supposed to even be WORKING here. fuck that so hard.

I have deep sympathy towards homeless individuals-but when one asks me for money-I cant help but think about the $10,000 in credit card debt Im in. Fuck that. Im the one who is broke,you say you work for food, I work for food. I work for mastercard. Im working for food I bought...two years ago.

I have been told that I am only considered "a friend" by a guy who I have known 2 years, have sex with,go on dates with, have sleepovers with, cook for,email and phone weekly,etc. I totally have "more than friends feelings for him." too bad,so sad for me.
Though I do make attempts, I cant seem to make myself look hot. I think maybe that would change his mind.
Though Im not a huge fat woman-Im still not as small and gorgeous as I want to be or,as far as Im concerned,even normal looking-what I wouldnt give to be even normal looking
I dont eat much-I do toning exercises,I buy sexy clothes that I think are cool, but they wind up looking stupid on an old horse/mule named Merijoe.
I whiten my teeth with strips-then I drink a few cups of coffee daily.
I color the gray out of my hair every few months.
I do my nails and get pedicures every other week.
I shower with soap and shampoo at least daily.
I wear my contact lenses when Im with him-Contact lenses-now thats a MISERABLE product-who thought of that? Why dont you put your glasses IN your eye.
I wear makeup(I am careful not to resemble Tammy Faye Baker)
Its not working.
So what does my future hold for me as I continue to be this guy's "friend"?
Perhaps an announcement from him-"I cant sleep with you anymore-Im engaged to the girl of my dreams"(which wouldnt be me-since Im just a friend)
Perhaps he will be expecting me to be a guest at his wedding?

Fuck all this.
Well,check out my picture for yourself-its near my profile-on the BOTTOM of this blog.

Note-after tinkering around in my blog templete-I was finally able to fit my profile on the side, of course I had to go down to the micro size font and no one would be able to read it without wearing microscope eye pieces.
Fuck this shit-Im going back to my profile being on the bottom.

Bipolar Disorder
Bipolar disorder is often difficult to recognize and diagnose. It causes a person to have a high level of energy, grandiose thoughts or ideas, and impulsive or reckless behavior. These symptoms may feel good to a person, which may lead to denial that there is a problem.

Another reason bipolar disorder is difficult to diagnose is that its symptoms may appear to be part of another illness or attributed to other problems, such as substance abuse, poor school performance, or trouble in the workplace:

The symptoms of mania, which can last up to three months if untreated, include:

• Excessive energy, activity, restlessness, racing thoughts and rapid talking
• Denial that anything is wrong
• Extreme "high" or euphoric feelings — a person may feel "on top of the world" and nothing, including bad news or tragic events, can change this "happiness."
• Easily irritated or distracted
• Decreased need for sleep – an individual may last for days with little or no sleep without feeling tired.
• Unrealistic beliefs in one’s ability and powers — a person may experience feelings of exaggerated confidence or unwarranted optimism. This can lead to overly ambitious work plans and the belief that nothing can stop him or her from accomplishing any task...
• Uncharacteristically poor judgment — a person may make poor decisions which may lead to unrealistic involvement in activities, meetings and deadlines, reckless driving, spending sprees and foolish business ventures.
• Sustained period of behavior that is different from usual — a person may dress and/or act differently than he or she usually does, become a collector of various items, become indifferent to personal grooming, become obsessed with writing, or experience delusions.
• Unusual sexual drive
• Abuse of drugs, particularly cocaine, alcohol or sleeping medications
• Provocative, intrusive or aggressive behavior — a person may become enraged or paranoid if his or her grand ideas are stopped or excessive social plans are refused.

Symptoms of Depression
Some people experience periods of normal mood and behavior following a manic phase; however, the depressive phase will eventually appear. Symptoms of depression include:
• Persistent sad, anxious or empty mood
• Sleeping too much or too little, middle-of-the-night or early morning waking
• Reduced appetite and weight loss or increased appetite and weight gain
• Loss of interest or pleasure in activities, including sex
• Irritability or restlessness
• Difficulty concentrating, remembering or making decisions
• Fatigue or loss of energy
• Persistent physical symptoms that don’t respond to treatment (such as chronic pain or digestive disorders)
• Thoughts of death or suicide, including suicide attempts
• Feeling guilty, hopeless or worthless
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Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

Either obsessions or compulsions:
Obsessions as defined by:
1.Recurrent and persistent thoughts, impulses, or images that are experienced, at some time during the disturbance, as intrusive and inappropriate and that cause marked anxiety or distress.
2.The thoughts, impulses or images are not simply excessive worries about real-life problems.
3.The person attempts to ignore or suppress such thoughts, impulses, or images, or to neutralize them with some other thought or action.
4.The person recognizes that the obsessional thoughts, impulses or images are a product of his or her own mind.

Compulsions as defined by:
(1) Repetitive behaviors (e.g., hand washing, ordering, checking) or mental acts (e.g., praying, counting, repeating words silently) that the person feels driven to perform in response to an obsession, or
according to rules that must be applied rigidly.
(2) The behaviors or mental acts are aimed at preventing or reducing distress or preventing some dreaded event or situation; however, these behaviors or mental acts either are not connected in a realistic way with what they are designed to neutralize or prevent or are clearly excessive
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Passive-Aggressive Behavior:

The most essential features of passive-aggressive disorder are behavioral contrariness, obstructiveness, and sulking; discontented self-image, e.g. feels unappreciated and misunderstood; deficient regulatory control, i.e. poorly modulated emotional expression; and interpersonal ambivalence. They are noted for their interpersonal conflict, verbal aggressiveness, and manipulative behavior. Suicidal gestures and a lack of attention to everyday responsibilities are common:

*FEAR OF DEPENDENCY - Unsure of their autonomy & afraid of being alone, they fight their dependency needs - usually by trying to control you.

*FEAR OF INTIMACY - Guarded & often mistrusful, they are reluctant to show their emotional fragility. They are often out of touch with their feelings, reflexively denying feelings they think will "trap" or reveal them, like love. They pick fights to create distance.

*FEAR OF COMPETITION - Feeling inadequate, they are unable to compete with others in work and love. They may operate either as a self-sabotaging wimp with a pattern of failure, or they'll be the tyrant, setting them selves up as unassailable and perfect, needing to eliminate any threat to their power.

*OBSTRUCTIONISM - Just tell a p/a person what you want, no matter how small, and they may promise to get it for you. But they won't say when, they'll do it deliberately slowly just to frustrate you. Maybe they won't comply at all. They block any real progress they see to your getting your way.

*FOSTERING CHAOS - The p/a person prefers to leave the puzzle incomplete, the job undone.

*FEELING VICTIMIZED - The p/a person protests that others unfairly accuse him/her rather than owning up to his/her own misdeeds. To remain above reproach, he/she sets their self up as the apparently hapless, innocent victim of your excessive demands and tirades.

*MAKING EXCUSES & LYING - The p/a person reaches as far as possible to fabricate excuses for not fulfilling promises. As a way of withholding information, affirmation or love - to have power over you - the p/a person may choose to make up a story rather than give you a straight answer.

*PROCRASTINATION - The p/a person has an odd sense of time - they believe that deadlines don't exist for them.

*CHRONIC LATENESS & FORGETFULNESS - One of the most infuriating & inconsiderate of all p/a traits is the persons inability to arrive on time. By keeping you waiting, he/she sets the ground rules of the relationship. And his/her selective forgetting is used only when he/she wants to avoid an obligation.

*AMBIGUITY - He/she is master of mixed messages and sitting on fences. When he/she tells you something, you may still walk away wondering if he/she actually said yes or no.

*SULKING - Feeling put upon when he/she is unable to live up to his promises or obligations, the p/a person retreats from pressures around them, sulk, pout and withdraw.

A passive-aggressive person won't have every single one of these traits, but they'll have many of them.
People with PAPD are characterized by covert obstructionism, procrastination, stubbornness, and inefficiency. Such behavior is a manifestation of passively expressed underlying aggression. In the DSM-IV the disorder is also called negativistic PD.

PAPD patients characteristically procrastinate, resist demands for adequate performance, find excuses for delays, and find fault with those on whom they depend; yet they refuse to extricate themselves from the dependent relationships. They usually lack assertiveness and are not direct about their own needs and wishes. They fail to ask needed questions about what is expected of them and may become anxious when forced to succeed or when their usual defense of turning anger against themselves is removed.

In interpersonal relationships, these people attempt to manipulate themselves into a position of dependence, but others often experience this passive, self-detrimental behavior as punitive and munipulative. People with this disorder expect others to do their errands and to carry out their routine responsibilities. Friends and clinicians may become enmeshed in trying to assuage the patients' many claims of unjust treatment. The close relationships of people with PAPD, however, are rarely tranquil or happy. Because they are bound to their resentment more closely than to their satisfaction, they may never even formulate goals for finding enjoyment in life. People with this disorder lack self-confidence and are typically pessimistic about the future.

FIRST, THEY ARE RULED BY ANGER
Unresolved anger is why they are powder kegs and can go off with no notice like a time-bomb. They can smell fear and see it in your eyes and it makes them attack even more.
DEAL WITH THIS PERSON THROUGH SELF-RESPECT AND SELF-CONTROL "Render not railing for railing," admonishes the scripture. Look their anger in the eye and remain calm and poised. Don't let them get the best of you. They begin to win when the shouting starts and you become defensive and angry at their inconsiderate behavior.

SECOND, THEY ARE RULED BY INSECURITY
This is why they will backstab and lie and say one thing to you and something else to another. They are attempting to manipulate the circumstance to their benefit. They feel out of control and this is one way they feel they can regain control that they have lost. Remember, they feel they are victims and that you and everyone else around them is to blame.

THIRD, THEY ARE RULED BY COMPLACENCY
This is why they thrive on feeling bad. They feel necessary when they are living on the "edge of chaos and disaster." They used to have a fire in their heart for life but circumstances and personal experiences that were left unresolved have destroyed their belief that things will work out for them. They have decided that because they believe they were treated so badly by a spouse, boss, parent, co-worker, or life in general that they might as well give up. They want you to give up as well and join in the bickering. It is for this reason that they love to be around complainers and whiners and unstable people. Misery really DOES love company. They feel better about themselves in the comparison. They are "the living dead" and want you to believe their misery is not their fault. If they are in their current situation, you should be as well. They are convinced that if others would listen to them and perform more effectively around them that they would be more successful.


FINALLY, THEY ARE RULED BY FEAR
They have become so fearful that they cannot make decisions and do not trust anyone. They still think the opinions of little-known acquaintances carry more weight and can be trusted more than yours. They are terrified of what others think of them but take out their frustrations on those that are closest to them as a means of displacing their personal anxiety. They constantly say, "If I could just find one person in my life that I could trust, things would be better for me." They have the philosophy, "If you want to get something done, you have to do it yourself." They believe they are constantly dealing with stupid people who don't understand as much as they understand. They live in fear which is manifest by a total lack of trust of those that are closest to them.

In early literature, individuals with passive-aggressive personality disorder were referred to as:
-Dissatisfied people who acted as if they were perpetually wounded (Aschaffenburg, 1922)
-Fussy people with sour dispositions (Hellpach, 1920)
-Depressives with ill tempers who were spiteful, malicious, and pessimistic (Schneider, 1923)
-People with irritable moods (Bleuler, 1924)
-People who take everything hard and feel the unpleasantness in every situation (Kraepelin, 1913)

The current criteria for the passive-aggressive personality disorder:
-Passive resistance to fulfilling social and occupational tasks through procrastination and inefficiency.
-Complaints of being misunderstood, unappreciated, and victimized by others.
-Sullenness, irritability, and argumentativeness in response to expectations.
-Angry and pessimistic attitudes toward a variety of events.
-Unreasonable criticism and scorn toward those in authority.
-Envy and resentment toward those who are more fortunate.
-Self-definition as luckless in life and an inclination to whine and grumble about being jinxed
-Alternating behavior between hostile assertion of personal autonomy and dependent contrition (Millon & Radovanov, Livesley, ed., 1995, p. 321).

I watched a new reality show that was written and starred in by the same guy who created the documentary "Supersize me" where he ate nothing but McDonalds for 30 days-remember that piece?
Well, in his new show, This zillionaire writer/director/actor does different things for 30 days that normal-average or below average individuals do all the time, I guess he is trying to step in their shoes and in doing so, make another zillion dollars from their misery.
The one I watched was that he and his fiance lived on minimum wage salaries for 30 days. He hurt his damn wrist from doing some menial landscaping job he got which involved shoveling and it swelled so the poor baby felt he needed to go to the ER,on the same day,his fiance got a raging bladder infection, probably from schtuping her boyfriends dirty wang that he got from all that landscaping he did. Well, he got his wrist xrayed and an ace bandage was wrapped around it-That was the last the audience ever heard about his stupid wrist boo-boo other than this ER visit cost him over $500.00, which on his minimum wage salary, cost him about every penny he had. (I knew from experiance,the wrist injury did not sound like a big issue-but guys are big babies.) The girlfriend's hospital bill was over $400.00 and all she got was a perscription for some antibiotics.Her minimum wage salary about covered that. There was no money for anything extra, not even food. They got an apartment in a rat and drug invested neighboorhood in Ohio because that was all they could afford to get. Yeah, try this again this time, living on minimum wage in California.
The zillionaire and his spoiled fiance were so glad when their 30 days were up,I think they threw up a little.
Cant wait for next week's show.


Oh, by the way, before I forget...
Has anyone ever tried to sign up for bill paying services that are not a part of your bank? Well, I am signed up with my bank for bill paying services, but they take their fucking time getting your payment to the people it needs to go to, generally 3-7 damn days. So this bill paying shit thru your bank is great if you are never close to the date you need to get your payment in. The next best thing, I have found, is to either sign up with the people you owe money to,go into the facility to pay your bill or pay the people over the phone. I owed a payment to Citibank credit card by monday or they would punish me by surrounding my apartment with the SWAT team, charging me a late fee of something like 30-50 bucks, documenting the lateness in my record,stealing my computer and murdering a relative.
So, I thought, I'll pay by phone-they have a service. I called them and an automatic voice came on to say, I would be charged 14.99 for this service, but they will gladly charge my credit card. "14.99,assholes-No fucking way", I thought.
Next, I thought I would sign myself up on their free computer billpaying service.
So,I attempted to register for this service and was told 9 times that my password wasnt right, it needed 6-32 characters,a numeric value,a punctuation mark,cant use a portion of your name, cant use your mother maiden name,at least 5 capitals, no letter "e" can be used,a character from captain kangaroo may be used but only in all capitals and under no circumstances can you use the word sushi in your password.
1 hour later after I satisfied the requirements for the password, I got an error message telling me the server was down. So I had to start all over again. I finally got registered on to this Citi-card bill paying service, clicked on this, and was told that I cant use this service yet for bill paying for 5-7 days.
So,I thought,perhaps I will have to pay the 14.99. Then the lightbulb went on..I went into my nearest Citibank and paid the bill. I got a receipt so I better not hear that they didnt receive my payment on time!
Shit, it would have been easier for me to see the president.
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In March 1992 a man living in Newtown near Boston Massachusetts received a bill for his as yet unused credit card stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and threw it away.In April he received another and threw that one away too. The following month the credit card company sent him a very nasty note stating they were going to cancel his card if he didn't send them $0.00 by return of post.He called them, talked to them, they said it was a computer error and told him they'd take care of it.

The following month our hero decided that it was about time that he tried out the troublesome credit card,figuring that if there were purchases on his account it would put an end to his ridiculous predicament.However, in the first store that he produced his credit card in payment for his purchases he found that his card had been cancelled. He called the credit card company who apologized for the computer error once again and said that they would take care of it. The next day he got a bill for $0.00 stating that payment was now overdue.

Assuming that having spoken to the credit card company only the previous day the latest bill was yet another mistake he ignored it, trusting that the company would be as good as their word and sort the problem out. The next month he got a bill for $0.00 stating that he had 10 days to pay his account or the company would have to take steps to recover the debt.Finally giving in he thought he would play the company at their own game and mailed them a check for $0.00. The computer duly processed his account and returned a statement to the effect that he now owed the credit card company nothing at all.

A week later, the man's bank called him asking him what he was doing writing a check for $0.00. After a lengthy explanation the bank replied that the $0.00 check had caused their check processing software to fail.

The bank could not now process ANY checks from ANY of their customers that day because the check for $0.00 was causing the computer to crash. The following month the man received a letter from the credit card company claiming that his check had bounced and that he now owed them $0.00 and unless he sent a check by return of post they would be taking steps to recover the debt.

The man, who had been considering buying his wife a computer for her birthday, bought her a typewriter instead.

I justed needed to vent a little. Hey to all you freaks who think Michael is now innocent of ALL poking charges just because he wasnt caught this time...NOT and just because he wrote Billie Jean and Moonwalked doesnt mean he isnt capable of dorking your little boy. Hes just a "FAMOUS" creepy molester. Remember,you dont hear of other musical icons who are rich and famous being accused of molestation.

I have been an LVN for almost 25 years now,is that wrong?? Is that a shameful thing?
Though I dont have the RN behind my name, I am still a licensed nurse, I had to take special courses regulated by the state of california and graduate from a 2 year nursing school before being eligible to take state boards,I have to renew my license every 2 years and update it with courses known as CEU's. My nursing experience ranges from hospitals,clinics,convelscent homes,home health nursing,staffing,Utilization review,disability,case management and workers compensation and the work load was and is the same for me as it is for the registered nurse-No, contary to popular belief, the RN's I work with dont have any more responsiblities than I,especially with all the experience and knowledge I have in my belt, the difference then? Good question... One year less of school and I get paid way less for doing the same thing.
Even RN's with absoultly no experience in my field,that I wind up teaching, get the respect and the mula simply because they have those 2 little intials after their name.
In the last 25 years I have been told many things, usually by my RN nursing peers,like,
Im not a "real nurse" (I guess thats what RN stands for), I am not as smart because Im not an RN,and my all time favorite line is when Im told "you should go back to school and get your RN" my reply lately to that is "really?" "I never thought of that" Plus,in regards to work, many doors/options were closed to me because, as I was told by many employers,though capable,I am an LVN not an RN. In the past years,if a company did hire me, they'd put me to work as a glorified file clerk or a receptionist and my pay matched those type of positions.

Unfortunatly, the majority of RN programs are during the day and I have found my rent and other bills need to be paid somehow,
If only I had a sugar daddy or someone to pay the bills,uh, like most of these RN's had while they were going to school.
The home study RN programs sound like a good solution but they cost around $10,000 or close to it...and I dont happen to have $10,000.00 in my savings, if I did, I wouldnt work, Id go to a daytime RN program.
In the last 25 years,I have been one honest,hard working, single,LVN, scrambling to find work for any place that would hire me to work with just an LVN license.

So, who cares and why am I bitching about this?
Because the fact that I am only an LVN and am not as smart as the RN has once again, recently came into play as I was attacked verbally by another individual regarding this and I am feeling stupid because of it.

This site is for BOYS ONLY!!!
It's got lots of stuff about what's normal about your body
and it tells you the actual truth, not the crap your friends try and tell you!
(14 year old boy - New Zealand)

Absolute Basics:

Puberty (boy2man changes)
Puberty begins when your body is ready - not when you decide. Learn to accept the changes and the timing of it all.

Erections
All teenage boys get unwanted erections. The best you can do is learn to hide them.

Wet Dreams, Sexy Dreams
These are really common with teenage boys. You can't do much about them.

Gay
All boys will be able to make a list of unwanted private gay stuff that has happened in their life by the time they are an adult! This doesn't mean they are gay!

Masturbation
Nearly all boys begin to masturbate regularly during their teenage years. There is a balance that must be learned to keep this a positive activity in your life.

Lust
All boys, during puberty, get a strong interest in other peoples' bodies. Lust needs to be controlled.

Pornography
All boys find a strong attraction to porn during the teenage years which also must be controlled.

Virginity
The best "big picture" choice for your life is to be a virgin when you marry! The choice rests solely with you.

Penis
Most guys worry their penis is too big or small or thick or thin or straight or bent or long or short or just plain different. Just get over it!





Yes, Jackson was found innocent by 12 uh,eggplants,I mean,ordinary people (that was disrespectful) Oh Boy, another Chester the famous molester gets away with a crime so it can be done again. Maybe to YOUR little one.
I have heard a couple of things and I dont understand, perhaps some light could be shed upon me...
1-I have heard this, people were out to get Jackson just to get money from a celebrity.
Question:How come we have never heard of other rich celebrities oh, say, Elton John or Shaquille O'Neal(bring me the list, if I missed someone) being accused of child dorking? And, if Jackson is soooo damn innocent of these kiddie butt-fucking charges, why is it that these kids and their families were given millions of dollars by Jackson to shut it? That is if he is soooooo innocent as he claims to be.
I personally dont think, if you are innocent, you would need to pay someone millions to keep a lie a secret.hmmmmm.

2-One of your great female jurors on this case said "what kind of mother allows her 10 year child to sleep in someones bed?" So, is it believed that the MOTHER of the kid is at fault?

3-Another one of the human lettuce leaves-grandma juror,(whoops,I did it again) stated that she was turned off by the mother of the accuser snapping her fingers at the jury. In fact, grandma juror said "I didnt like that at all,dont snap your fingers at me,lady" So was this decision based on the fact that some jurors didnt like the mom of the accuser?

4-Ive heard it said, that you cant believe what kids say.
Okay, so you are scared to death that your precious innocent little mimi's will get porked from a child molester, you bolt the doors, drive em to school, dont let em play outside by themselves, give em karate lessons, show em videotapes, look at Megans law website on a regular basis, but believe a child is a big liar, when they stand up in court to say what happened to them.
I, personally, believe the kids,especially when there is more than 5 saying the same thing and at least 1 can actually, accurately describe Michaels vitawango-that reminds me-I got to buy some mushrooms for my salad.

5-If Jackson is/was so damn innocen-TAY as he claims to be, and sooo absoultely mortified and appalled at this lie, why didnt he insist that he testify on his behalf in court?
I know if someone tells a horrible lie on me and I know its a lie, I want to scream out my innocence and no one can stop me.

6-One of the more-whimpier chimps from the juror (who states he is an engineer) claimed, "well,Jackson probably molested other boys, but this case wasnt proved"
Oh thats nice, you know he is a creepy child molester, yet you let him go of all the charges. Maybe you people are the celebrity hounds.

I almost puked when one of Jacksons ex-employees said he knocked on Jacksons bedroom door one night to hand him the jar of vaseline he asked for. Then Jackson hurried up and closed the door after grabbing the jar.
Remember in the beginning of the trial, how Jackson and his lawyer tried to play the RACE card? We were all against him because he was black? BAHAABAAAHAABA
How about when the ex-maid saw a spiderman undie and a regular man sized undie lying by the shower door as she heard laughter from Jackson and a vistor in his shower-that wasnt weird huh? an old guy taking a shower with a young boy-probably just wanted to soap his back up because he couldnt reach
Jackson is celebrating tonight with a big old bowl of boys.
Well, since you think he is so innocent,I guess you would have no problem sending your kid to his house for a sleep-over? Hey, it might be worth millions.

Today,saturday,is my usual errand/fun day, not too many errands,attempted to plan some fun for myself.
Went to Washington Mutual Bank, to take care of some things. Not too much to tell-they were pretty helpful and I was there about 15 minutes. cool.

I wanted to get some good sliced turkey, so, I went to the nearest Bristol Farms, which is already well known to me as a foo-foo store with HIGH fucking/insane prices-but they have good meats... this particular one was smack in the midst of a stuck up,snooty,designer neighborhood where 98% of the population are Asian with various professional careers,and the other 2% are white hollywood producers,business owners,etc, with sticks up their hind ends, who have attitudes that they and their snotty kids are the bosses of everyone, and dont have to care about anyone else, especially if we low class peasants dont happen to live in their neighboorhood, own 3 horses, a new BMW or a mexican housekeeper.
So I parked my Saturn in the Bristol Farm parking lot-near the hitching posts for the horses, suddenly this Gi-normus new,green Hummer(even new,it looked like something from the 1940ish movie- "Miss Minerva") parks next to me, filling up two parking spaces.
Out from the driver side, slid a little old lady-there was no one else in this fucking ugly tank with,oh, 45" tires-guess she was looking to protect herself from any pesky suicide bombers. I just rolled my eyes.
I went inside and directly to the Deli section as I didnt want to spend anymore time in there that I needed to. This older lady was also buying some deli and I heard her say to the guy behind the counter, "my designer is coming over for lunch, what else do you suggest?"
"Oh please hurry up" I begged the deli-counter guy who was slicing my turkey

My next stop-Starbucks to get me a big cup of Joe. "Hmmm" I thought to myself, "there is one close to here in this neighborhood" It was early, what else could I possibly run into? After all, the King and Queen of Upper Buttcrack are probably still asleep. They dont get up here until noon-its only ten, Ive got plenty of time.
So, I park my car and start over to "Platinum and 18kt gold" Starbucks, snickering to myself,Im thinking, perhaps they will pour my coffee in a ceramic mug instead of a papercup, then I see about 10 kids under age 5 and 2 snooty-soccer moms with baseball caps on leading them into this Starbucks. I just glared with unbelief on my face at the stupid mom as she held the door open for one of her herd. She kind of looked at me and stopped smiling.
I thought,so are you going to buy them all a junior latte?
Thats it,Go ahead, expose them to the designer drinks early in life-good one. Hey,6 words for you,freak-parents: Ther-A-Pee. Med-A-Caytion.
Dont give me that crap that they probably brought the kids in for a bakery sweet-thats the only bakery in town?-NOT.
Deliquent rich parents raising deliquent rich kids. Do the Menendez brothers come to mind?
And, I have NEVER seen a parent bring their kid under age 10 to a Starbucks in my moderate to low class neighborhood-but then again,we dont have hitching posts for horses here either, and there are lots of toyota's in the parking lot.
Im staying inside from now on.

There is nothing scarier than hearing you're 46 year old supervisor singing "I love big butts,I can not lie..."
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a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, esp. a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.
a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, esp. one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public statements
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Will any violations of law pertaining to the misuse of taxpayer or charitable contribution funds be investigated and prosecuted?

The Rev. Jesse L. Jackson admitted on Thursday, January 18, 2001, that he had an extramarital affair that resulted in the birth of an illegitimate daughter that was then 20 months old. Jackson's spokesman said Jackson had had an affair with a woman who worked in the Washington office of Jackson's civil rights group, the Rainbow-PUSH Coalition. The mother, former Jesse Jackson aide Karin Stanford, was paid $40,000 from one of Jackson's tax-exempt charitable organizations to help relocate her to California, in addition to a continuing $3,000 a month in support.

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Jesse Jackson and his organizations have been described by some as "Rent-A-Riot".

Here is a recent quote from Jesse Jackson where he was talking about having integrity and avoiding blatant dishonesty. This quote pre-dates Jackson's most recent outing and exposure as the father of an illegitimate child conceived while he was married and the father of other children:

"We've got to fight to save our country. We must also do so with integrity. You can't build trust around blatant dishonesty." - Rev. Jesse Jackson, December 11, 2000

In the next quote, Jesse Jackson has illegitimacy on his mind.

"We will take to the streets right now, we will delegitimize Bush, discredit him, do whatever it takes, but never accept him." - Rev. Jesse Jackson, December 11, 2000

Jesse Jackson admitted to the press, shortly after being exposed as fathering the illegitimate baby of his mistress while he was married with children, that he himself was born as an illegitimate child. "I was born of these circumstances," said Jackson, himself born out of wedlock. [January 18, 2001 CNN story, with contributions from the Associated Press and Reuters.] Now, who is really illegitimate and who did Jesse Jackson really delegitimize?

At least $35,000 to $40,000 was paid to Jesse Jackson's mistress out of "charity" funds under highly questionable circumstances. Did Jesse Jackson have any other illegitimate children, or any mistress pregnancies and abortions? How much tax money and tax-deductible charitable contribution money has been spent as hush money and to raise and possibly abort Jesse Jackson's illegitimate children?

Once again, the "Reverend" Jesse Jackson has been exposed as a hypocrite, a demagogue, an opportunist, a fake, and a fraud.

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Facing public exposure, Jesse Jackson admits to fathering child out of wedlock
The Rev. Jesse L. Jackson admitted on Thursday, January 18, 2001, that he had an extramarital affair that resulted in the birth of an illegitimate daughter that was then 20 months old. Jackson's spokesman said Jackson, 59, had had an affair with a woman who worked for Jackson as head of the Washington office of Jackson's civil rights group, the Rainbow-PUSH Coalition. The mother, former Jesse Jackson aide Karin Stanford, 39, was paid $40,000 to help relocate her to California, in addition to a continuing $3,000 a month in support, according to John Scanlon, Jesse Jackson's New York-based spokesman.

The Washington Post reported on Thursday February 1, 2001, that Karin Stanford was authorized to use funds from one of Jackson's tax-exempt charitable organizations to buy buy her $365,000 house in Los Angeles.

According to a Sept. 10, 1999, letter to Karin Stanford from a top Jackson aide, Jackson's Citizenship Education Fund (CEF) approved a "draw" of $40,000 for Stanford against future consulting fees "for the purpose of acquiring residential real estate financing." A copy of the letter, signed by Janice L. Mathis, CEF board member and Rainbow/PUSH general counsel, appeared in the Friday, February 2, 2001 edition of the weekly National Enquirer, which researched the story of Jackson's affair and broke the story in January.

The Post said a Jackson aide confirmed the existence of the letter on Wednesday, January 31, 2001. Spokespersons for Jackson have offered various conflicting explanations for the payment, describing it as moving expenses, an advance on contracted work, severance pay, payment for consulting services, and payment for contracted research work including writing papers on the digital divide between whites and blacks and on Federal Communications Commission licensing in minority communities.

Note that with free internet services and the wide availability of low cost, high performance used personal computers, it is difficult if not impossible to support claims that there exists a "digital divide" due to economic disparity. Every time newer and faster computers are introduced to the market, the prices of previous generation computers plummet. Anyone who has tried to sell or buy a used computer knows this. And even cheap used computers outperform the needs of most users. It should not take tens of thousands of dollars to search for racism by studying a "digital divide" that does not exist. False claims of a "digital divide" have been made to demand public funds and extort charitable "contributions" to solve a "racism" problem that does not exist.

The mother of Jackson's baby was pregnant at the time Jackson made visits to the White House, in the weeks before the sexual harassment trial perjury and obstruction of justice scandal triggered then President Clinton's impeachment in December 1998. Jackson counseled Clinton and prayed with Clinton's family on a grim weekend in August 1998, as DNA evidence on a blue dress forced Clinton to finally admit the truth about his affair with Monica S. Lewinsky to his wife and daughter, and to the nation in a televised speech.

Jackson's child was conceived earlier in 1998, the same summer that Clinton admitted the Lewinsky affair, with Jackson acting as his public and private confessor. Stanford gave birth to a daughter in May 1999, months after Jackson began counseling Clinton over the Monica Lewinsky scandal.

"I was born of these circumstances," said Jackson, himself born out of wedlock.

"I fully accept responsibility, and I am truly sorry for my actions," Jackson said in a written statement issued just before his public exposure in a published National Enquirer report on the Jackson child. Jackson spokesman Scanlon told CNN that Jackson issued the statement in advance of tabloid newspaper reports about the child. "We decided to issue this statement so that our point of view could be reflected in this story," Scanlon said.

According to a January 21, 2001 CNN report, Patricia Shipp of the National Enquirer defended the tabloid's pursuit of the story during an appearance on CNN's "Reliable Sources." Jackson said he went public because some publications were about to run accounts of his affair and the child.

"It is a legitimate news story not only because he's the head of Rainbow and the woman of his child worked under him," Shipp said, but also because Jackson, as a minister, "was at one time the spiritual adviser to the president of the United States." Jackson counseled former President Clinton in the wake of the Monica Lewinsky scandal.

Jackson is the host of "Both Sides with Jesse Jackson," a weekly discussion program on social and political issues. The program, which normally airs on CNN at 5:30 p.m. on Sundays, was not scheduled to be shown on January 21.

Jackson enraged many in 1984 by referring to Jews as "Hymies", and by supporting the Palestine Liberation Organization, a terrorist organization that targets Jewish and Israeli civilians.

Jackson has rejected the freedoms recognized by the Second Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. He has publicly supported racist and soft-on-crime policies including the ban and confiscation of traditional self-defense firearms from the law-abiding public. Jackson even advocates the ban of safe and effective affordable self-defense firearms mislabeled as "Saturday night specials".

During August 2000, President Clinton awarded Jackson the Medal of Freedom, the nation's highest civilian honor.

Jesse Jackson's Rainbow-PUSH web site is:
http://www.RainbowPush.org/


Sources:

CNN report (with contributions from the Associated Press and Reuters) dated January 18, 2001, titled, "Jesse Jackson admits to fathering child out of wedlock - Family is offered prayers, seeks privacy"
Web posted at: 8:31 p.m. EST (0131 GMT) January 18, 2001
http://www.CNN.com/2001/US/01/18/jackson.child.03/

CNN report (with contributions from the Associated Press and Reuters) dated January 21, 2001, titled, "At church, Jesse Jackson supporters offer encouragement - Civil rights leader's first public appearance since out-of-wedlock daughter revealed"
Web posted at: 9:09 p.m. EST (0209 GMT) January 21, 2001
http://www.CNN.com/2001/US/01/21/jackson.02/index.html

The Washington Post report by William Claiborne on page A3, dated Thursday February 1, 2001, titled, "Jackson's Group Paid Ex-Aide, $35,000 Allocation Spent on L.A. House"
http://www.WashingtonPost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A10464-2001Jan31.html
http://www.WashingtonPost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A10464-2001Jan31?language=printer

I was invited to attend my friend's 6 year old son's birthday party.My friend/husband live in a very exclusive neighborhood, so already, I felt out of place-that coupled with the fact that I have no kids or a husband-whoo-hoo,right at home.
Anyway let me describe that swinging event...

My friend asked me if I would pick up the son's birthday cake from the bakery-and I needed to remember-the cake was requested to be designed in the Batman theme. Make sure the cake is done in the "Batman" theme.
I picked up the cake and brought it to my friend. (and, by the way,there was probably more traffic on the street than in Moriah Carey's vagina)
She wanted to confirm if it was indeed done in the "Batman theme".
"Oh,no",I said, "I thought you wanted the penis shaped cake" (well, I thought that was funny)
About 15 soccer/little league, mom and dads along with their A.D.D. kids attended,
5 of them had kids under 6 who would scream when water splashed on them like they just caught their hand in the garbage disposal.
One mom/dad(also very rich people)brought their 2 spoiled little rugrats to the party-the youngest boy(an ugly child whom I will call tarzan),about 2 years old,had long hair down his back and on his arms.
The brother(about age 5, whom I'll call-weird) just liked to run around in front of anyone without clothes on with his doodle flopping in the wind-the mom, (a Mexican)and the Dad, (a jew)didnt seem to care.
Little Jose and Javier Pearlman were doted and hovered over by these two parents like they were freaking movie stars.
As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, all the parents there, acted like secret service police,who had come to protect political leaders and their staff.
One of the moms and a dad ran over to some kid in the pool to lift him out of the water, evidently he was drowning, so I sat by the pool in a plastic lawn chair, thinking it best to play lifeguard.
I just laughed to myself when 3 of the parents over-reacted to some kid who coughed up some pool water. They were all poised and ready to transform into wonder-woman,batgirl and spider-man and jump in the pool to save someone.
In fact my friends husband jumped in the pool with all his clothes on because he thought his son was in trouble. said the son "Im okay,why did you jump in?"
All the women there were wearing diamond engagement rings and fake boobs the size of cantaloupes
And the breath that one of the mom's at the party blew on me, pee-you! I will TRY to describe how bad it was...
It smelled like something crawled from her anus to her mouth, died, came back to life long enough to fart, then died again.
Someone needed to shove a tic tac in her designer pie-hole.

Well, I guess thats what all us single people get to do..pick up cakes before the party,play lifeguard during the party, clean up after the party,go home to our 1 room apartments with the scenic view of the alley and be glad we dont have the personalties of house plants, yet.