Step around the poop, if you can

I come home from work to a phone message from my 70 year old apartment manager. "Please call me" she requests. So I do.

She says to me "The owner wants you to take out your window air conditioner"

"I've had it in the window for 5 years" I state

"really?" she asks "did I know?"

Lets see, I thought, you and the owner have been in my apartment at least 30 times in the last 5 years and you gave me mini blinds that are cut to fit around the air conditoner- hmmm-no- I guess I was hiding it from you.

But,I replied to the old gal-"You gave me permission when I asked you way back then"

I have lived in my apartment for 10 years,when I moved in cats were allowed,not anymore. The manager had to explain to the owner why I have cats in a "no animal allowed" building

Shit, I actually TOLD the old woman manager, "I don't bother anyone,I have cats and an air conditioner-leave me alone".

I'm moving I've decided. Guess its time