Step around the poop, if you can

Since you are such a wizard,a dynamo,an expert in your religion ...What does Scientology say about Divorce? Fornication? This should be real easy for you.
Im assuming, as long as you arent on Prozac while doing these, you are still considered a spirital giant by L. Ron.

The mastercard number you provide to this organization weekly, must qualify you as grand poo bah or something.

Aw come on..Im sure you can justify this somehow
You are such a spiritual role model.