Step around the poop, if you can

Geeze, Chatsworth,California is on freakin fire...My parents live a few blocks away from the damn inferno-dad is concerned about all the ash he is tracking in (Im rolling my eyes)

So,Tsunami in the Pacific, Hurricanes in the Gulf,Fires and Illegal aliens in California
I say sinful Las Vegas is next-maybe a flock of geese will eat everyone there.


Here is the Evolution of teaching Math:
(Whats Up with this?)

Math in 1950
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His
cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his
profit?


Math In 1960
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His
cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What
is his profit?


Math In 1970
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His
cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?


Math In 1980
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His
cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20 Your
assignment: Underline the number 20.


Math In 1990
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is
selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the
habitat of animals or the preservation of our
woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of
$20. What do you think of this way of making a living?Topic for class participation after answering the
question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the
logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong
answers.)


Math In 2005
Un ranchero vende una carretera de madera para $100.
El cuesto de la produccion era $80. Cuantos tortillas
se puede comprar


WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

-Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
-Having sex anywhere other than the bed is out of the question.
-You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
-6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
-You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
-You watch the Weather Channel.
-Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
=You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
-Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
-You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
-Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
-You take naps from noon to 6 PM
-Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle your stomach.