Step around the poop, if you can

merijoe has moved to her new apartment.

i'm confident i will never see this place and right now real quick-like, i would like to tell you ten reasons why.

one
merijoe never cooks for me.

two
merijoe is a cat lover.

three
two words: orange county.

four
gas. so for the first time, a president's greed is preventing me from travelling.

five
cats. the other white meat.

six
i still talk to merijoe's mother.

seven
merijoe's favorite show is the one with the bounty hunter.

eight
merijoe used to LOVE drew carey.

nine
merijoe only hangs around big tippers.

ten
my writing is a total mystery to merijoe. so screw her.