Step around the poop, if you can

ewwww. saw a huge ugly bug today, right outside my apartment, near my garage, something like this, only bigger, uglier and scarier. I wasnt sure what the hell it was, looked like a spider, but noticed it had pincers,a long,striped body no wings, and yccccch, it was moving one of its 8 legs in a shuddering movement
Im going to vomit

Then later- Something started baying and howling at the moon about 6 times. The cat started growling and looking out the window. I just hid under the covers