Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Chag Kasher V'Same'ach- Wishing you a happy and Kosher Holiday (Passover greeting)
A celebration of the Jewish holiday of Pesach (Passover)
Passover is the 8 day observance commemorating the freedom and exodus of the Israelites (Jewish slaves) from Egypt during the reign of the Pharaoh Ramses II.
A time of family gatherings and lavish meals called Seders, the story of Passover is retold through the reading of the Haggadah. With its special foods, songs, and customs, the Seder is the focal point of the Passover celebration. Passover begins on the 15th day of the Jewish month of Nissan. As the Jewish day begins at sundown the night before, for the year 2006, the first night of Passover will be April 12th.
Top 15 New and Improved Passover Items
written by Avi Korn & Isaac Galena
15. Matzah Sushi
14. Pamela Anderson's XXX HOT Marror
13. George Forman's Shank Bone Grill
12. 7-11's New Charoset Slurpee
11. Great Adventure Funnel Cake (ok its not Kosher for Passover, or Kosher at all, but its better than that 45 dollar Hotdog lunch!)
10. Ferrara Pan: Afikomen the Grape, StaleMatza Jawbreakers, Boston Baked Beans (sephardic), Marror Redhots,
9. Kosher for Passover Zima, called "Ben Zoma"
8. Gummy Locusts
7: Kosher for Pesach Shmura Water
6: Matzah with regulators
5: Shomer Mitzvos Software: Block Chometz-related internet sites (Ba'al Yiraeh)
4: Kosher for Passover cavity fillings - Jewish Dentist Recommended
3: Britney Spears version of Mah Nishtana (she's not that innocent)
2: Always-Lean crooked chairs
1. Hindi, the drunk and constipated pesach doll.
