Thursday, April 13, 2006
TRY THIS
Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate abundantly.
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, “It is a cultural U.S.A.thing. You would not understand, pal.”
Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.
Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.
Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico
Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.
Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.
Good luck! You’ll be demanding for the rest of time or soon be dead. Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world except right here in the United States, Land of the naive and stupid, idiotic politically correct politicians.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate abundantly.
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, “It is a cultural U.S.A.thing. You would not understand, pal.”
Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.
Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.
Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico
Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.
Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.
Good luck! You’ll be demanding for the rest of time or soon be dead. Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world except right here in the United States, Land of the naive and stupid, idiotic politically correct politicians.
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mexican americans
by cheech n chong
Mexican americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
They like flowers and music, and white girls named Debbie too.
Mexican Americans are named Chata, and Chela, and Chema, and have a son in law named Jeff.
Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning, but they have to so they do it real slow.
Mexican Americans love education, so they go to night school and they take spanish and get a B.
Mexican Americans love their nanas and nonos and their ninas and their ninos. nanu nano nina nono.
Mexican Americans don't like to go the movies where the dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown because don't it make my brown eyes blue.
by cheech n chong
Mexican americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
They like flowers and music, and white girls named Debbie too.
Mexican Americans are named Chata, and Chela, and Chema, and have a son in law named Jeff.
Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning, but they have to so they do it real slow.
Mexican Americans love education, so they go to night school and they take spanish and get a B.
Mexican Americans love their nanas and nonos and their ninas and their ninos. nanu nano nina nono.
Mexican Americans don't like to go the movies where the dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown because don't it make my brown eyes blue.
LOL-I love that song
The morning show- KFI, plays that every time they begin a story that has the mayor involved in it and its hilarious. You can hear Rich Marota cracking up in the background
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The morning show- KFI, plays that every time they begin a story that has the mayor involved in it and its hilarious. You can hear Rich Marota cracking up in the background
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