Thursday, July 03, 2008
The American Dream-in Mexico
Ever pee in front of a pol-a-cia in mexico?
My brother did. He finished his visit with his friend, Jose Cuervo, was pie-eyed and just wanted to go back to his hotel room.
He tried to get out of the taxi, but, forgot to use his feet and fell face first-right in front of senor "Wiggam" of the Dos Precinct.
He was hauled off to the mexican hoose-gow and thrown in a cell that resembled the one from Barney Miller with 5 other crying field workers-no one spoke any english, and one of the inmates was sitting on the only pot in the cell, making a loaf.
My brother had to get across to someone that he needed to pee real bad...meanwhile Wiggam came back and was smashing one of the weeping mexican's heads into the jail bars, so my brother just decided to pee himself instead of saying anything.
